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 Post subject: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-14 2:58 pm 
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So I have been meaning to build a wall deck for a while now, and have settled on Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim as the general. And it just dawned on me that she and this deck are perfect for spoofing Trumpisms. First I have to build a bunch of walls, then I have to make America "great again" by gaining 10 more life than my starting life total. Once I do that I can spend my time exiling all obstacles in my way.

Here's the crappy concept Trump art I made.

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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-14 3:13 pm 

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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-15 1:27 am 

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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-15 4:25 am 
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The power and toughness being hidden is a nice touch.


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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-15 5:47 am 

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Let me just say that certain things have been said about his power and toughness, and I guarantee you that there is no problem. I guarantee it.

(Seriously, though, I just copy/pasted from the first image result of that card. I think it is a 3/3.)


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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-15 12:38 pm 
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My friend wants to make a group hug deck now with Bernie Sanders aka Zedruu to pit against Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim.

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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-Apr-16 3:13 am 
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Uktabi_Kong wrote:
The power and toughness being hidden is a nice touch.

I think the fact that he's not human is a nice touch.

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 Post subject: Re: Trump as a joke
AgePosted: 2016-May-01 3:50 pm 
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This one's a little dated now, but still pretty funny;

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